Everyone within range of health potion explosion instantly cured of all maladies.
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JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•Hotel has extra fees? Well then...
10·7 hours agoYeah we have tons of empty beachfront parking lots around here too because people don’t want to pay to park. Instead people park their cars up along the local streets. And even if you do pay to park there, the law requires the lot to be empty by 7pm, so nobody wants to fucking park there even if they pay. Beachfront parking lots are a tragic waste of nature space.
They were required to get that haircut, then 3 years later they were forbidden from getting that haircut?
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You can eat ONE inedible thing of your choice. What's for dinner?
2·1 day agoThat depends. If I eat “prosperity” with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If there was a baby boom, does that mean there will be a death boom
5·1 day agoWe just want them to give us their houses.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If there was a baby boom, does that mean there will be a death boom
1·1 day agoBut OP is imagining they’ll all die at the same time too.
Because it was a detail included in the vice dot com(?) article I read, which I repeated from memory in everything I wrote up there.
They organize unnecessary meetings because it’s their only hope for human contact throughout their dull lifeless days.
But he never even went to the hospital! 😱
Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.
Why does he require one person to buy all ten buckets? He’d be more likely to find a willing & slightly less insane customer if he’d sell each bucket for $7.
Say potata one more time and I’ll send you back to kindergarten and you’re not allowed to graduate sixth grade until you demonstrate 100% grammar & spelling proficiency consistently for 7 years.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Throwback Thursday: When the Apple Maps icon told you to take a hard left off the side of a bridge
4·3 days agoSo there was no on-ramp there but AppleMaps decided there was?
Teacher wore his undershirt on top of his outer shirt. Was it backwards day?
Hocus Pocus and Ala Kazaam! Musubibreakfast likes to eat ham!
The last time I played with a Spirograph was early 2020 so that’s my alibi. I’m not guilty of any of this gang activity you speak of.
I never thought I’d consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.
Ah thank you, I wish I could direct you to the original source I got that from, THEY were epic master storyteller because what I gave was my own version from memory of what they wrote. I think it was an article on vice dot com or some similar publication.
Ah you actually saw the video. Thank you. The jar breaking from contact with the floor sounds a lot better than it breaking completely inside of him 😬





Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.