This is an UI issue. You could just show them a landing Page and ask them if they want this new feature, and then it installs the extension in the background, without explicitly ask the user to go to the extension page to install something by hand.

Even simple pages are now at least 1-2MB big. News pages without an ad blocker and Autoplay videos can easily try to download 10 or more MB per page load. On 56kbits dial up, 10MB will take about 25 mins in the best case.

Why not add this features as browser extension?

Might be a requirement in some companies for security reasons…?

Wow, that’s a good as getting raped but with a condom!

Why would you call instead of using their website?

They don’t need that, they already know where your phone is at night and the next morning.

Sex toys?

The trick is to buy a 25 year old car in good condition, and then store it in a dry place under a tarp for at least 10 more years.

Ok, but why not name them after soft drinks, cigarettes or some illnesses linked to diabetes?

I wonder what kind of business can employ workers that are 40% wrong, can’t take responsibility and can be gaslighted into lying or making false statements.

Ok I get that this is bad, but could we not use the data center as water heaters and distribute the hot water to households? This way the data center can offset some costs, and households would use less energy and money for heating.

No, Microsoft charges a subscription fee and places their crapware on the desktop, taskbar, start menu and as default messaging application.