FartsWithAnAccent
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
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FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•House Republicans Want to Ban Universal Free School LunchesEnglish0·1 year agoLiterally taking food out of the mouths of children. How is this the party of Christians again?
“Fuck them little shits, let em starve: Money is God.”
-Jesus or something idk
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•A record number of Americans can’t afford their rent. Lawmakers are scrambling to helpEnglish851·2 years agolawmakers are scrambling to help
Sure they are.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The FTC isn’t too happy with Microsoft’s Activision Blizzard layoffsEnglish2·2 years agolol, ok
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Whoopi Goldberg clashes with 'The View' co-host on millennial homeownership under Biden: 'Go out and get a job'English32·2 years agoWhoopie Goldberg: Still a piece of shit.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Indiana Launches Anti-LGBTQ "Snitch Line," Users Flood With Memes In ProtestEnglish27·2 years agoThis is the comedy police: You are under arrest for being funny without a license!
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Indiana Launches Anti-LGBTQ "Snitch Line," Users Flood With Memes In ProtestEnglish23·2 years agoI’m just gonna leave this here…
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?English2·2 years agoNah, I’ll have my boy Chris Hansen handle that part.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldOPMtomicromobility - Bikes, scooters, boards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility@lemmy.world•Sixthreezero launches the electric trike everyone says they actually wantEnglish2·2 years agoHell yeah, I’d love to have a recumbent tadpole!
This thing though? Eh…
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sacha Cohen messing with white AmericansEnglish241·2 years agoPersonally, I think it is just plain disgusting and offensive that there is only one season of Who is America.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?English7·2 years agoI’d be like, “HOLY SHIT! STALIN!? How are you even alive???”
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Nuclear fusion reaction releases almost twice the energy put inEnglish13·2 years agoPretty sure they were not talking about you, but riffing on what you were saying.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Nuclear fusion reaction releases almost twice the energy put inEnglish111·2 years agoMmm, yes, shallow and pedantic.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Nuclear fusion reaction releases almost twice the energy put inEnglish6·2 years agoYeah, but it’s not a literal bottle.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldOPMtomicromobility - Bikes, scooters, boards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility@lemmy.world•Sixthreezero launches the electric trike everyone says they actually wantEnglish19·2 years agoI don’t recall ever saying I wanted this, but OK.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Nuclear fusion reaction releases almost twice the energy put inEnglish20·2 years agoNo, using a bottle would be ridiculous, they use a reactor of course!
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Nuclear fusion reaction releases almost twice the energy put inEnglish18·2 years agoThose crazy sons of bitches actually did it!
Can’t drink it though, tastes like burning.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Taylor Swift threatens legal action against Florida student who tracks her jet | CNN BusinessEnglish3·2 years agoYeah, that seems pretty probable, especially for someone with such a manicured public persona. Still though, they don’t really have a legal leg to stand on no matter how many lawyers they throw at it.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.ml•Bluesky is finally open to everyone. But will anyone come? We ask its CEO.English8·2 years agoYeah, I’m looking forward to Lemmy having more niche places: That was, hands down, my favorite thing about reddit. I don’t really care much about following people, I prefer to follow subjects…
Speaking of niche communities, I’d like to take this opportunity to plug !micromobility@lemmy.world
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Taylor Swift threatens legal action against Florida student who tracks her jet | CNN BusinessEnglish714·2 years agoLooks like someone doesn’t know how transponders work.
Understandable I guess: It’s not really something most people know anything about, but you’d think someone working for her would’ve been like, “Yeah, no, that’s not really how aviation works, they are public by design” before it got to the point where a legal threat was made.
Not a damn thing wrong with riding a bike, just saying.