I’m so glad I’ll be dead by then. And with no kids to have to suffer through the even worse future to come.

He’s never gonna stop dying on his voter fraud hill. At this point he’s needs to be institutionalized. Like in a hospital, with medication.

Are you sure?

“because go to hell, that’s why” is also a perfectly valid response.

It’s green with envy.

Where else are you gonna get your recommended daily allowance of Vitamin P while in space?

When I was that age it was Godzilla walking towards the shallow end.

Translation: there’s no way to force open source software to follow the law as it was written.

Here’s a better question: is having her hair constantly pulled so tightly causing premature hair loss?

Answer: Trump is in the Epstein Files over 2 million times.

What about an elbow to the throat?

Well that big ass asteroid was coming in 2012 so we had to make sure and be ready to catch it. But since it’s really big everybody had to work together to do so. Then we just yeeted that thing up like a volleyball and it went away. And that’s why we’re still alive today.

Context required, you need to drink a lot of fucking alcohol to pickle a liver that badly.

Hey free food is free food. Just remember that limes aren’t good enough to cure or prevent scurvy.

Famously. So famously in fact that there are YouTubers who make videos hypothesizing whether x-group of soldiers could win or even survive against those persians, if the Persians never lost morale and broke. And I mean up to shit like 40K Space Marines.

You forgot about the bitter garbage that’s inside of cabbage cultivars. If you’re a normal person you know that they taste like death. If you are a weird mutant you think they taste somewhere on a scale between acceptable and delicious.

I like it. As a decent American I both appreciate freedom of speech and have a sense of humor about myself and my country. I also have great shame for the state of my country.

That’s why I advocate for fines and penalties scaled to income and net worth, both personal and corporate. If you’re poor you should still be able to eat after paying a speeding ticket, but if you’re a billionaire you should be knocked down a couple of million for the same offense.

You can’t count on luck, and I expect that $10 million to evaporate in less than a year. It usually does.

They need to keep Daddy Orange happy to keep the administration friendly to their corporate excesses.