Weak skeleton BITCH. drink more cow titty juice to make strong adamantium bones. My Skeleton will go forth and conquer the world when I die. Your days are numbered.

Wait is that what military bodies look like now? …Maybe I’m not so bad

Ooh. Good opportunity to hit me with the “you have no idea how little that narrows it down”.

It was the potato one though. Grass stains on an Irelander’s lips became a signifier of when a person was a few days from dying. That may have happened to others but Ireland has a particular cultural memory of that little misery

This happened during a certain English attempt at genocide. The answer is no

His face had kind of shaped into handsome squidward over the years

Wow, that actually sounds sick. Gonna see if I can find translations to read

Is this Jojo?

Perfectly executed, though. That was an attack on my soul 😂

Oh, hey @Broadfern@lemmy.world we got some arm crossage here! Don’t you try to Mandela-effect me

Bro it was only six years ago

*before your husband murdered you

That is hilarious. Like the emphasis on how the entertainment hinges on her being white

It’s gotta be like an art vs sadism thing right?

Just a-like me 👈👈😎

Ayyyyyy pewpewpewpeww

It’s also “My Dad can beat up your Dad”

Yeah well my Dad is ex military and helps the police fight human trafficking. But not like in a open the borders and make citizenship more attainable kind of way.

I thought this was a shitpost. What?

Falling/crashing drunks actually give mild credence to this theory

Honestly fuck them both. This has been such a weird fixation for them

Probably because treating politics like wrestling is how we got in this shit show, especially because peeps tend to overlook these personality’s baggage just because they can deliver sick owns to the enemy.

But you’re right. This shit is so far gone from reasonable reality that it probably doesn’t matter anymore