Oh god you’re going to summon them

Stop hanging out with my NSA agent

Thank you, kitteh

So inspiring that America has pivoted to rehabilitating pedophiles in the workforce. I knew y’all would eventually grow out of punitive justice

When people are working I like to tell them I hope it goes by quickly. They prob’ly tired.

When my repost bot doesn’t know not to copy the [OC] tag

Depends on if what he screwed up was children

Despicable me ass-havin-legs

Usually Congress has to consent to it, that’s why they called it illegal. However by ending the last shutdown, congress agreed that it no longer has a say in wars anymore. Shoutout and thank you, DNC

Relatable-ass face

Bankrupted millionaires and dead idiots aren’t the ones diving foreign policy. Mostly anyway. Some specific rich dead idiots obviously still have us by the balls but it’s the living ones who call most of the shots

Oh hell yeah. I hope I can find this pirated somewhere. It sounds really good. They missed an opportunity to add my favorite Joe Biden quote to the trailer though:

“Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interest in the region.”

Why would I be neutral when I can strongarm everyone into giving me everything with no consequences? The only morals in the US is money and dominance. Neutrality is out of the question

Can’t see them in Voyager. But I write myself nice little notes next to their username about how they act around polite strangers

This is a pattern right? Is this a debate strategy they came up with in a discord server or something?

Likewise. Pretty sure jorkin it feels better than owning some other internet person with facts💖 and logic🌷 but who am I to judge?

People on this site kind of just want to use you for whatever argument they want to have. It’s like being their “shower argument”. Pretty masturbatory.

There’s a movie pitch!

Hey at least Mike isn’t weird about children. Okay wait, no. He just has a set age for ones he won’t mess with

Lemmy too, lately