Im having difficulty finding names I like. I need two - three names that roll off the tongue and wouldn’t be out of place with a long hyphenated surname.
No religious names
No surnames
No places
Nothing that rhymes with Aden
Upvote good suggestions otherwise post ones. Bonus points if it’s a sci-fi name.
Edit: lots of good suggestions, but I think I’m going with ‘Wash’.
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Please don’t name your kid Wash
That’s a long name, but I guess he could shorten it to Pleasy.
How about Washington?
I would either go with a easy to remember naming system, something like child_male_0000, or with a type 4 UUID, to avoid naming collisions.
I hope you don’t go with your edit.
Lemmy McLemmyface
Megatron
- Not religious
- Not a surname
- Not a place
- Doesn’t rhyme with Aden
- Is a sci-fi name
The only issue little Megatron will ever face in life is the possibility of an Optimus Prime showing up some day, he’s otherwise right on the path to world domination, and who couldn’t love that? 😉
Our Savior Megatron is absolutely a religious name and blasphemy to name some fleshy lump with it.
Although, they’ll call him Meg for short
And Starscream for a younger brother
Slartibartfast?
We do live in a country with nice crinkley edges.
Pubert!
Walter
Waltuh
Did he come in a bottle?
Hey son!
Xerc Owz
Andrew, after me
Excellent suggestion your grace
Chaos Zweihander +5
I’m very partial to early bronze age names.
Epirmupi
Manishtushu
Tiglath
Inshushinak
Labarna
Naramsin
If you look at the Sumerian or Elamite king lists, you really can’t go wrong.
Manishtushu is nearly the worst name i have ever seen. Kids would absolutely wreck that guy all the way to college.
People are going to make fun of the conqueror of Anshan, King of Kish, Ruler of Sumer and Akkad? That seems unlikely to me.
Man-ish tush-u. It aint hard to see why the kid would grow to hate his name.
He’ll have to get tough or die
- Latitude
- Avalanche
- Glacier
Naruto-chan
