President Donald Trump’s close personal assistant played a key role in his disastrous hire of Katie Zacharia, a new report has revealed.
Zacharia’s hiring as press secretary, a position she held for less than five days before being fired, was “furthered along with the strong input” of Trump’s fellow blonde aide, Natalie Harp, 35, sources tell Axios.
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“She lasted almost half a Scaramucci”
0.45 DeciMooches
That’s 45 milliMoochies though. Or 4.5 centiMoochies.
The metric scumbags are fun!
I was gonna say ‘half a mooch’ but you beat me to it.
The lettuce is still crunchy, even.