Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoGotta shit the right waylemmy.worldimagemessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down117
arrow-up1280arrow-down1imageGotta shit the right waylemmy.worldGonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square57linkfedilink
minus-squarecobn@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoIncorrect, as you are more vulnerable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom. 🚽😅
minus-squareHacksaw@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months ago“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week. Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods? So many questions.
minus-squarepastaq@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoPretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.
minus-squareHacksaw@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·28 days agoI’m unhappy that you corrected your comment. You’ve just destroyed a small bit of the mystery left in this world lol!
Incorrect, as you are more vulnerable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.
🚽😅
“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.
Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?
So many questions.
Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.
Autocorrect strikes again
I’m unhappy that you corrected your comment. You’ve just destroyed a small bit of the mystery left in this world lol!