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TIEPilot@lemmy.worldBanned to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

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TIEPilot@lemmy.worldBanned to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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    “What are you doing step ladder?”

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  • lettruthout@lemmy.world
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    I‘m lucky to have had a loving extended ladder.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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      Family gatherings are the best!

      • lettruthout@lemmy.world
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        i’m sure they love each other, but it looks like they drive each other up the wall.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    The ladder that stepped-up… though not very high.

    • TIEPilot@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      They weren’t willing to get to the next rung…

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    “Fuck you…you’re not my real ladder!”

    • TIEPilot@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

      Shit I went late 80’s early 90’s dare commercials…

      For the yung’ins

      https://youtu.be/KUXb7do9C-w

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Your real ladder followed a childhood dream and ran away to join the circus.

    The detective your mom sent got this picture:

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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      Ladder will always be in your blood. You will grow up to date cherry pickers, linesmen, antenna installers. Probably end up marrying a tall long-legged hero.

  • Chef@sh.itjust.works
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    While this is an old joke, Jay London would do it best.

  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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    Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLDjMhxSVg

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