“GeHHHHR ORTTT UH MAAHHHH SWAFFFMPH!”

Perfect, you’ve got it, freeze the code base.

I’m not very horny, but I compensate by being extra dumb.

aka “locked, cocked, and ready to unintentional discharge!” 💢

Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”

Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”

Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”

Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”

Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”

Do you like…

uh, things?

I wouldn’t jump to the conclusion that this is some sort of honeypot either, but I’d bet a shiny penny that LE is going to be working round the clock to get their hooks in to this service.

Rust: the last programming language.

… it’s nothing but Fake and random episodes of Jojo, isn’t it?

That is acceptable.

“Father! Why was I created without skin!”

Ok, but will she share her Netflix password?

Wait… what’s the name of that bus?

Glory be, da funk’s on me!

I mean, this is why social media is full of videos of dudes sitting in their trucks complaining about how everyone’s crazy now.

LOL, get chosen, boyfriend

“His name’s Duke… cash is fine.”

🤘

#onejob

Real heads know.