qaz@lemmy.worldM to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAt least the river is rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1583arrow-down110
arrow-up1573arrow-down1imageAt least the river is rulelemmy.worldqaz@lemmy.worldM to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square42linkfedilink
minus-squareNewsteinleo@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 months agoI am guessing she married the river as a statement about not needing to be in a relationship to be happy.
minus-squareZorcron@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months ago“She married the River Avon in a “joyful” ceremony to protect it and raise awareness of water pollution on 17 June 2023.“
minus-squarejohnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·2 months agoBut she literally created a fake relationship with an inanimate object to be happy.
minus-squareBerengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoOr to let people know she wasn’t interested in them. “Hey, how you doin’? Oh wait, you’re the crazy bitch who married the river! Never mind…” Mission accomplished.
I am guessing she married the river as a statement about not needing to be in a relationship to be happy.
“She married the River Avon in a “joyful” ceremony to protect it and raise awareness of water pollution on 17 June 2023.“
That’s kind of cool
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But she literally created a fake relationship with an inanimate object to be happy.
Or to let people know she wasn’t interested in them.
“Hey, how you doin’? Oh wait, you’re the crazy bitch who married the river! Never mind…”
Mission accomplished.