I never said I was tolerant.

Thanks darling. Just remember that motherhood isn’t out of reach for you either. The important part is the 18 years after childbirth. There are plenty of children who don’t have parents who would be greatful to be raised in a loving family.

Apparently cycling between the positions is the way to work them loose. It clearly works because they were all born without C-section and the runt of the litter was 4.3kg.

Actually during the second, the sheets had to be changed half way through because they were basically saturated with blood. And she described the pain as being a bit like being crushed by a collapsed building or being hit by a truck. She’d just decided she wanted 4 and she is easily the most stubborn person I’ve ever met.

Childbirth is no joke. I was by my partners side for all 4 of our children’s births. All of them could easily have killed her or the baby if we weren’t in a more developed country.

That looks like an excellent way to reduce your total number of holes by one

I fear my response might have been somewhat less restrained. Congratulations on staying out of jail 😊

Actually I work in a Belarusian work camp doing QC for IKEA.

I see nothing wrong

I’m like 70% sure my brother is actually my sister.

Once, when I couldn’t find my leave in conditioner I decided to use the kids detangler spray and just comb that through instead. Epic fro.

I sit on the floor and lean back against the chair. Chaotic chaotic I guess.

I’m sorry, the fish is not optional.

Which of the following pictures best represents how you feel?

Exhibit A, the manly man:

Exhibit B, the beautiful lady:

Ok I’m not black, but I can assure you there are a limited number of things you can do with hair that curly. It’s basically dreads, afro, ringlets, or I slept in a bush.

Oof

You have the arch users flag (🏳️‍⚧️) so the logo is redundant

Wild animals are not supposed to be that porcine.

Putting the pump in pumpkin 😏