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minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up117·2 months agoYou misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time). Infinite edging, that’s the game.
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 months agoTantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 months agoOldest profit in the world
minus-squaremicrophone900@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoIt’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months ago It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes. There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoThose Mormons are onto something with that soaking
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoactually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth
minus-square𝄞 Inkstain (they/them)𓆩 𓆪@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBattle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
minus-squareagingelderly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoYeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth
Bill Clinton energy damn
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it