• LongPigFlavor@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Your parents getting divorced and you should tell your parents to get you diagnosed for autism. Especially since we used to be mute when we were younger and we were also in special ed and rode the short bus.

  • Kit Sorens@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.

    Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.

    You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.

    You will find love.

    ACAB

  • Chai@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

  • janus2@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 years ago
    1. you’re right about all the contradictions in the Bible
    2. drop everything and immediately begin learning Java and Python. if you get good enough you can skip college entirely and save years of emotional hell
    3. convince mom to let you quit the instruments you hate playing and do computer extracurriculars instead
    4. buy bitcoin sell in Nov '21 lol (or just invent it)
    5. learn Mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. also maybe chill w/ the weeb shit
    6. move to NYC as soon as you can and DO NOT LEAVE even if there’s a scary pandemic because you won’t be able to afford to move back and you’ll miss it real bad :(
    7. BUY AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIDGE BEFORE THEY BECOME UNOBTAINABLY EXPENSIVE 😭
  • Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf
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    2 years ago

    You’re gonna end up almost dying at around… 16 yrs? Do not go through that target training course.

    Oh, and you’re Ace & Genderfluid, have fun!

  • DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com
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    2 years ago

    You’re gonna be the happiest you’ve ever been, but it’s going take another 30 years and a failed marriage to get there. Hang tough - it’s worth it!

  • Don’t smoke cigarettes ever.

    Slow down at that blind corner in October 1989.

    Don’t take the shortcut to downtown in July 1994.

    Don’t lift that giant tube tv by yourself in May 2005.

    Never stop exercising, playing guitar, writing, and painting/multimedia art.

  • Throbbing_Banjo@midwest.social
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    2 years ago

    You’re not lazy, you’re not stupid, and you’re not a loser. You just have ADHD, and once you figure that out things will get much, much easier. Hang in there.

  • Radical Kitten Wannabe@programming.dev
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    2 years ago

    You have ADHD

    Admitting you are wrong is the first step towards being less wrong

    You are not that smart, you are just a guy with glasses that can’t fight and makes sentences that are way too long

    Be sure to be doubtful

  • cubedsteaks@lemmy.today
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    2 years ago

    You think being a Jehovah’s Witness is bad? Pro tip, move in with dad but don’t be his friend. Don’t fall for any kind of “modeling” scam he pulls on you.