Two for me:
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The moment you feel tipsy it’s time to ease down. You have a stomach full of booze that’s going to make you more drunk even if you stop immediately.
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If you think people are good, you’re probably right and if you think people are bad, you’re probably right.
People are good IMO.


I’ve always hated that first one. I get the idea, but also you are stuck in traffic.
“Dude where are you? We’re late”
“I am traffic”
“What?”