Define family first
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- Parents - nothing
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- Siblings - nothing
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- Uncle’s/aunts - nothing
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- Cousins - nothing
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- Grandparents - Uber
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- GFs - Uber
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Um…my job?
Right? 3 hours is $288. Any other families that need not exploding?
Sell my shirt to my dad for $40. I’m pretty sure he’d rather buy my shirt than explode.
40 dollars? That’s all? I’m salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I’m logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Sorry family. I got into the flow at work. Oops about that.
Go to work for an hour
Take my bottles to the depot
Ask a buddy to spot me 40
Sell a couple things
… check my bank account?
$40 isn’t that much money…
I make that in an hour of work. So… keep doing what I’m doing?
Even if I didn’t make that at my normal job, or it was non-business hours when I can’t just go to work for money, I feel like $40 in 3 hours is pretty doable with just gig work (grocery/restaurant delivery, Uber).
My family: Sell a comic book.
My wife’s family: Buy some popcorn.
How exactly do you define making money though? I already have more than $40 could I purchase a product worth more than $40 and then return it? Could I steal $40 from somebody and then give it back once my family is no longer going to explode? Could I explain that my family is going to explode and politely request the money in hopes that someone believes me? How long do I need to retain the money? What if I just take something I own to a pawn shop? What if I gamble and I lose $50 and then later I make $40, I’m $10 down but technically I made $40 in the last transaction, have I satisfied the requirement?
Depends how you define “make”
If standard pay from job is too late, then I’d sell a CSP or CC from my brokerage account and I technically “made” the premium
If that’s not urgent enough, take some jewelry to a pawn shop and hock it
Ask my friends to transfer money real quick.
Just pick up a shift at work.
Donating plasma only takes about an hour
Make exactly $39
I feel like this is a “straight” boys wet dream. Perfect ‘no homo’ excuse to suck a dick.
“I did it to save my family”.
Time to get into sex work.
I don’t have anything I could sell that quickly, even.
Was my first thought tbh.
Overestimating how easy it is. Even before FOSTA-SESTA, you’d have to learn the lingo and figure out where your audience is. If you’re a cis dude, there’s a lot of cis dudes willing to suck or whatever for free. There’s also like literally nothing stopping them from not paying you - obviously you should take the money up front, but you go through all that effort, meet the guy and he says “oh I actually don’t have any money but don’t you like me enough to do it for free? 🥺” and in the best case scenario you just don’t get raped.
If they could pick up the desperation (and you’re desperate because of the exploding family thing), they’d probably pressure you into not making them wear a condom.
FOSTA-SESTA
Not American, no worries. We ultimately went with the Scandinavian model here so it’s not even illegal to sell.
you’d have to learn the lingo and figure out where your audience is
That could be tough. I’d probably try some of the dudes that have already hit on me first.
$40 isn’t too much and maybe I could play up the inexperienced actually straight fetish thing.
If they could pick up the desperation (and you’re desperate because of the exploding family thing), they’d probably pressure you into not making them wear a condom.
Not a deal breaker, TBH. Worst case I get AIDS and have to take pills for it for the rest of my life. My next best option in such a short period is an armed robbery I’ll definitely get caught for. Maybe burglary if I can find someone who keeps cash.
Well a beej is a beej. Some people ain’t picky.
Gay dudes are really into me, even. I’m like a classic bear.
