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Clbull@lemmy.worldBanned from community to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

Broccoli rule

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Broccoli rule

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Clbull@lemmy.worldBanned from community to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • Toes♀@ani.social
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    2 years ago

    Pubes 100%

    • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Best answer. Full bush all the way

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    Blue and Red Heavy from Team Fortress 2 fan made movie "Pootis Ultimate" agreeing that "both is good".

    • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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      Exactly, chop the whole damn thing for neat broccoli pasta!

      • UlfKirsten@feddit.de
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        2 years ago

        What’s you go-to recipe?

        • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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          Traditional Italian broccoli pasta. Sure, each region claims theirs to be the best one. Personally, I stick with the Palermo version of “Broccoli Arriminati”.

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    At a restaurant in Taiwan they’d hired a guy to do slight of hand magic at tables. He was real good and quite charming. I was asking if he had a stage name so we could keep an eye out for him and he said no but his friends called him Mr Broccoli. Our Taiwanese friend laughed and I asked why Mr Broccoli? He’d made some bad choices when younger, he explained. Ok, I still don’t get it. After we finish eating our Taiwanese friend explained that broccoli is slang for a diseased penis.

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    Both. If you strip off the thick, outer skin of the shaft, the interior is moist, fleshy, and delicious. The florets are super good for soaking up flavourful sauces. I just want it all in my mouth. I love broccoli.

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      I love to air fry it and get the pubes all cranchy

  • Clbull@lemmy.worldBanned from communityOP
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    Both, broccoli is a super food and I warmed to it as an adult.

  • DrPop@lemmy.world
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    Pubes for meals. The girthy shaft for broths.

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    neither

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    2 years ago

    I don’t like broccoli.

  • Omgboom@lemmy.zip
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    Don’t care as long as it’s covered in beef and broccoli sauce

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    If you shave your broccoli it looks bigger, might be a good idea for a diet.

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    shaft

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