The Blood Moon rises once again (Hyrulian)

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You may think I just upvoted you…

Twats of a feather riot together

Now there’s a version of the Last Supper ready for the painting…

The real cheese was the fromage we made along the whey

To be fair, the workers were probably used to calling it Twitterylene.

I work in a university. Our web based services bork surprisingly frequently after Chrome updates and the IT Helpline’s go-to response is ‘have you tried turning it off and on again Firefox?’.

It’s only erased £85b when you consider the £300m we’re saving every week /s

I think the median average temperature is around 2,200°C.

The Earth has a radius of 6,371km, giving a volume of 1.08e13km^3.

A sphere of half this volume would have a radius of 5,057km. Within the Earth, this sphere would sit at a depth of 6,371 - 5,057 = 1,314km.

From this chart, the temperature at that depth is around 2,200°C, so half the volume of the Earth has a temperature above that, and half a temperature below it.

🎵 I saw Daddy killing Santa Claus, dressed up as a Christmas Tree last night… 🎵

The Funeral March will never be the same again!

Must feel odd, as a stripper, to encourage people to slip portraits of your mum into your pants.

“Hi there! The name’s Clippy, James Clippy. Looks like you’re trying to take over the world. Do you need any help with that?”