wyldrstallyns

Have you looked at the US lately? If they can read, they still might miss it. 😅

Must be that extra “m” that’s slowing them down. ☝🏼

Luckily enough, I had multiple siblings to reference when this came up in school (<'00), so I only went along with it as “close enough for homework”, but knew deep down that it was crayon-box BS. 🤪

You sure sound like a scientist! 🤩🖖🏼

Ripe for office, then, historically speaking. 🤌🏼

I mean, that seems like normal levels of projected shame from a KIA driver, IMHO. 💁🏼‍♂️

Good eye! 🤘🏼

That scoop’s gonna be either transcendent, or insta-hurl in technicolor. Brave.

Hirsute, indeed.

OMG, Becky. Look at his stripe.

Must be wunna them thicc fellas, mm.

~(trn: orig. zêbra; src: Gary Larson*)~

That’s supposed to be a finite resource, not a poster child for why more is “necessary”. ☝🏼

If you crouch/sit/lie down to pet the legion of strays, though… they’ll hide your morsels where no one’ll ever find you. 😜

Oh, perfect, concrete is the greenest of green! What genius! We’re saved! /s 😶🤮

The cement industry alone accounts for roughly 8% of global carbon dioxide emissions—emitting more than the aviation and global shipping industries combined.

I deeply regret having but one soul to give. I can find more, though! 🙆🏼‍♂️

Actually, that’s adorable and maybe simply pointing the ears a little’ll help? 😇

Ah.

Have fun with that.

Do “they” know you?

By “less”, it’s implied Snuffleupagus is some quantity of predatory… That’s an entirely new concept to me. Fascinating. 🤣

Don’t virtue signal. It’s neither funny nor cute, and honestly is the opposite of helpful to cultivating anti-misogyny sentiment, in this case.

That’s because the “™” is silent. It’s pronounced Free Speech™. 🤌🏼