He played it off too. Then he tried to stall T-1000 when he eventually spotted John by saying “hey I think I saw that kid you were looking for.” That’s a homie right there

Now that you mention it, it’s 8 most days

“I walked into a tart shop and condescended to people who discuss tarts”

Sign was painted, said “Private Property” > But on the back side, it didn’t say nothing

Genius line. It says so much, so simply. God I wish I could write like this man

I don’t know what I expected…

Get crackin!

I suggest trying to hook up with a Russian girl. Hymn To Red October is a banger, and it’s pretty long

Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.

Next time ask her to hum the national anthem while she’s doing it. No shame in this game

So a straight bj is 5/10 but a hummer is 10/10? You got a peculiar dick my friend

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280p Skittle font. Praised for its high legibility and legendary flavor

The functionality of a tablet with the portability of a phone. Seems straightforward and practical to me idk

Mythbusters should definitely be up there somewhere

What could go wrong?

I have all those things, including the addiction. Am I a role model?

No one in history has ever asked “when” a team lost

Being dumb and drunk is not new to humanity