You don’t understand, I’m very concerned about the future for my child who I want to put no effort into raising. Why would I parent my kid when I can just have everything I don’t want them exposed to banned? I’m a responsible parent who’s definitely not just trying to enforce draconian puritanical standards I don’t follow on everyone else.

“Best or current? Currently it’s like 9 minutes, not good.”

“I don’t think there’s a morally objective maximum number of tacos, but I don’t think I’d eat more than four in front of witnesses”

Once every couple of weeks unless he goes running, then a bit more

“I dunno man, is there such a thing as not weird junk? It’s all a little weird, but that lump on the right side don’t help”

I love this question btw.

“Personally, maybe four, but I don’t think there’s a number if you believe in yourself.”

In what context? One of his best friends is a twin and so is her kids. He says he’s confused.

“Not unless a taco is too”

Depends on the application? Peanut sauce you wanna go smooth, PB&J you wanna go crunchy. I think there’s room for a whole range of peanut butter expression in this world.

Smooth if you have to pick one, for the utility of it

“I don’t dance, with good reason”

Fucking love it, with jalapeños and hot sauce

“I don’t know, an amount?” is all I got back

Edit:" About 700 pounds (320 kilograms) on a good day, with the wind at his back"

People that go more than 10 miles or more an hour under the posted speed limit without a clear reason to do so

He just said “don’t” derisively.

Maybe like… More than ten, fifteen miles? Is it hills or flat?

All the time, but he’s worried he wouldn’t fit in the swings and would have to be cut out. He did swing on the swings at the pride parade though.

Pterosaur. They’re big, they’re flying, they’re terrifying.

Sleeping tonight, I’d apparently get the daybed and he’d sleep on the floor in the office. As for what to do with it, he says a boulder of that size would not be supported in our upstairs landing to block the door, and we’d have to hire an engineer to help remove it and repair everything.

He had to friggin go outside and check lmao

June 6, 2025

I’m of the opinion that if you don’t want people performing sex work, you should be enacting measures to improve people’s quality of life to where that’s not their only option. The workers themselves should have legal protections and be permitted to perform their job like any other worker is.

I suspect some people would prefer that as a regulated option anyway, and they should be defended in their choice to do so. Sex work is work.