Goth girls are drow.

Makes me miss RoleMaster’s Deflection, with it’s +100% DB (+20 AC) instantaneous spell.

Since may spells would take 3 rounds to cast, Instantaneous was pretty clutch.

That’s the DM’s wife.

In high school, Mom was always pre-empting game nights with visits to Aunt So-and-so or whatever. “You can play your game any time.”

These days I play 2 or 3 times a week. But I can stop any time I want.

Why not just you Elvish for Elvish?

Trick as old as the game Wizardry.

It’s often better than making them fight their way back up.

Yeah, good old joke. But made even better with geek speak.

If you think they’ll be too simple then it should only take your players about 20-30 minutes to solve.

That being 15 minutes to tell stupid jokes, and 15 more to burn down the building and leave.

“You don’t surprise people just by being insanely violent. Everyone already knows you’re insanely violent.”