Tiefling IRL

I’d say legalizing shrooms might help, but then again Apartheid Edison is only inflating his ego with ketamine abuse so idk how effective that would be

Star Wars

Any of them (except maybe the sequels)

I’m guessing Trump knows he’s cancer and is trying to tank Carney’s campaign by pretending they’re besties (while exchanging secret love letters with Small PP of course)

Treat Trump as Poland treats Russia

🫱🦋 Is this domestic terrorism? /s

Most forms of insurance in the US

I swear I’ve tried to cancel my account like three times now. Why is it so hard?

I’ve got my ticket in, just waiting for bureaucracy at this point :)

We don’t want him. I propose shooting him out of a cannon into the sun

Alpha males are like alpha versions of software

I always wonder where people are going that this seems so common. I’ve been relatively low meat for a while, what’s called half-vegetarian/flexatarian. My experience is that most vegans/vegetarians just want to share their favorite recipe.

Polysexual is very different than bisexual. You can be het-poly or homo-poly.

Also, most of the nuanced micro-labels are for the community. If they don’t apply to you, don’t use them.

The average American does not give a single shit about protecting minority or women’s rights, from my lived experience. Not unless it affects them directly.

Gay woman

Small ones are cute and bite sized, big ones are squishy pillows. Regardless of size, they’re all soft and cute.

It’s kinda hilarious watching billionaire owned media try to suppress the fact that absolutely no one feels bad for the CEO. The same thing happened when some billionaires decided to visit the Titanic, and after the Trump assassination attempt. The memes afterwards were top notch

Everyone is so fed up with this country and the shit is this close 🤏🏼 to the fan

Whatever’s going on in your country, it’s probably not as bad as this.

Nervous laughter as a vulnerable minority in the US

Balanced binary tree

Real answer: Japanese maple and willows

Man, so many lone wolves these days

It’s simple. Bigotry and greed. Trump plays to people’s fears that “others” will soon have the same rights they do while also assuring his rich handlers that he will make them richer. He’s convinced the poor to cut off their nose to spite their face.

Conservatism is a mental illness, it can’t be defeated with logic and reasoning

ABC gave Trump a massive handicap but he still managed to shoot himself in the foot a few times. Even the moderator roasted him once or twice.

I am here for transgender alien prison surgeries