I always do 3 portions, one to eat now, 2 for the fridge. Ingredient volumes are kind of fucked (you get something like 1.5 tomatoes, 3/4 onions etc) but 4 is too much and fridge temps don’t store that long, but cooking every other day is too annoying.

These fuckers are weak against fire

I actually feel productive playing a game these das. Had to set limits (usage and time blocks) because apps went eating way to much of my time

I already know you reek of body odor

I should have bet money on that

There will be shitholes in bum fuck nowhere but in this area rent will not be 1k lol

It’s not?

Get out of here you grimy clankerlover

Why do I even bother, there’s never anything funny on here

Wdym “the current cannot pass through you, only voltage” 😂, bro who taught you this.

If you don’t exist in the worst case scenario (wet hands, barefoot on wet tiles or sum), you probably have a lot of resistances, skin contact, shoe sole, idk carpet. Since your body has only around 500-1000 ohms (I think) the voltage applied to the body would be way less. If your shoes got 10,000 ohms, they’d get 100 volts and you like 10. This scenario would be 10 milliamps then. Numbers out my ass, but you don’t get “voltage, but no current”. Except if you manage to raise your body’s internal resistance somehow.

/tism off

Oh, good, I thought it was a bottle of shower gel and was horrified

Fitting on 9/11. “What are we prioritising today?” “Since I’m Recluse, I’ll be probably hitting the towers”

Abdomen longer than my life expectancy

Please use a VPN anyway, as if hotel WiFi is secure lmao