f@rts

You’re allowed to say fart on the internet. You’re even allowed to say fart in real life.

You’d need a time machine in order to go back in time to warn a presently deceased person about certain events before they happen. I don’t see how you needed someone to explain this to you.

Make sure to wait 1-3 days between each communication to drag the process out as long as possible.

Where do you live that any home is only worth 100k? Even looking 100 miles away I can only find undeveloped land or dilapidated, former hoarder nests for less than 150k.

It can absolutely be a major STI issue, many seniors assume that condoms are irrelevant in a post-menopausal time of life.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

I don’t think I understand the question.

Senior citizens have sex, too, you know. A lot of sex, actually.

Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?

Yeah at my last apartment the people living above me would have WWE smackdown sex on the regular.

Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toilets

They indirectly get elected by the Federalist Society. At least the conservatives are.

I don’t think we’re there yet, but I also think it’s a really fuzzy line

The really scary problem is that it’s most likely a line we won’t recognize until after it’s been crossed. It’s possible we’ve already crossed the line and are simply waiting for it to get out of control.

And Jan 6 was literally “shoot on sight” treason, but most of those people aren’t getting more than a year or two unless they’re a high profile oath keeper or whatever. We keep treating active attempts to subvert democracy and/or overthrow the government like this and it’s going to bite us in the ass.

I needed a laptop basically to use the Internet and office type stuff. $150 plus a new SSD, then replace ChromeOS with Mint and it works great!

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that I was not the lucky person this time.

The insane thing to me is how people are so willing to look past the open hostility towards democracy. It’s crazy that people see the insurrection, the false electors plot, the refusal to certify the election, etc and just say “yeah but I prefer their tax policies.”

That all makes sense, although I still find it odd that someone put that much effort into making someone else’s comic more readable.

In the original comic, the hexagon is off-panel in panel 3. Also several speech bubbles have been moved around. Who edited these things and why? Also super lame to crop out the comic’s title.

a puff piece for a dictator full of misinformation

It’s not a puff piece. It’s full-on Russian propaganda tailor-made for American conservatives. The entire point is to draw even more conservative voters into the fold and convince them that the US needs to stop supporting Ukraine and move towards pulling out of NATO.