Never been prouder to sport my beard.

Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?

What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?

I wasn’t waitlisted. It took me just a few days to get through the reservation queue, apparently.

I always install the boot when I make my cables.

First link is broken, second doesn’t lead to what’s claimed.

I can all but guarantee he’s got at least one.

*cue

Took three days to go from list to reservation queue, then another four before getting the green light on placing my order.

The site informed me that shipping would be a bit slow given the volume of orders, and two days later, it’s ostensibly packed and awaiting transfer to the carrier.

That can be arranged.

Oddly, my handwriting is converging on something that resembles cursive. Not using the hand-cramping painstaking bullshit methods that were beaten into us during grade school, but with fluid movements that those misguided curricula were likely attempting to emulate.

No one nothing?

Black bean soup?

Well, it feeds back into itself. It’s vicious triangle.

Why ever start?

Probably

Climate change jail is just Earth.

Croissants. These are likely misprints from a run of napkins for certain bakeries.

Great news. Wish I had the time and energy to contribute!