If one was from France and the other was from Portugal, they missed an opportunity to meet in the middle and speak Andorian/Andorran. He could still read her poetry but without all the ducking involved in Klingon courtship.
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> Greentext@lemmy.ml•Anon discovers his wife played the long gameEnglish
461·2 years agoSome women look at a man and think:
…I can fix that…
Though they’re more likely to think:
Oh please… I’m not a miracle worker
Those Dubliner jokes are awfully cheesy, unlike the munster comedygold coming out of Kerry.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.English
5·2 years agoUno, dos, meow, meow, tres, cuatro!
Pretty little kitty chased a thing she saw.
Had a pouch of catnip and a feather boa
Furry purry, furry purry.
southbayrideshare@lemmy.worldto
cats@lemmy.world•When the voices in your head suddenly go quiet
31·2 years agoI think the Turkish Van version is “when you realize you’re the only cat who likes swimming.”
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Work Reform@lemmy.world•Pettiness as its peak. Trimmed trees at universal studios picket lines.
138·2 years agoThe Washington Post talked to the studio and the city this week and established some important key points.
NBCUniversal acknowledged they trimmed the trees, but they claim they trim these trees annually and it just happened to coincide with the strike:
A spokesperson for NBCUniversal confirmed to The Post that the company had pruned the trees. Universal’s confirmation was first reported by Deadline.
“We understand that the safety tree trimming of the Ficus trees we did on Barham Blvd. has created unintended challenges for demonstrators,” the spokesperson said in a statement. “That was not our intention.”
NBCUniversal is working to offer picketers shade coverage, pop-up tents and water, according to the spokesperson. The company has maintained the trees for years and prunes them annually in partnership with arborists for safety ahead of the “high-wind season,” the spokesperson said.
The city confirmed the trees are supposed to be managed by the city, the studio did not have a permit to trim them for the city, and that no permits had been issued to trim those trees in the last three years:
L.A. City Controller Kenneth Mejia said in a tweet Tuesday evening that his office is investigating the trimmings. The pruned trees are managed by the city, though businesses can obtain permits to trim trees from the city’s Bureau of Street Services, Mejia said. He added that they should be trimmed every five years.
On Wednesday morning, Mejia said the city had not issued permits for the ficus trees to be trimmed and had not issued any tree trimming permits for the location over the last three years.
The NBCUniversal spokesperson declined to comment on the controller’s statement.
I’ve been to three state fairs, a Trump speech, and a rodeo and I can’t believe that’s the first debate I’ve heard about appropriate usage of butter.
southbayrideshare@lemmy.worldto
RetroGaming@lemmy.world•Recently picked up Chrono Trigger - Amazing Game!English
3·2 years agoI was walking around the Iowa State Fair for an hour last summer before I realized I was whistling the theme to the Millennial Fair.
The 2x4 will fall in with the food and the rat. After eating the food, the rat will climb out using the 2x4 and reposition it on the counter so the dad will put out more food.
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cats@lemmy.world•Bonded Pair Adopted 13 Years Ago Still Snuggle Every DayEnglish
2·2 years agoThey do look very similar.😀



“Subscribe and save” is a scam.
They advertise that you will save 5% by using subscribe and save, but then the price of the item you are buying just happens to go up by 30% on the day they decide to use as the basis for your order, which is not the day you ordered it or the day they pulled it off the shelf. It will occasionally go back down to a normal-ish price, but there will also be random months where it goes up 50% or 100%. I’ve seen $15 case of paper towels go up to $45 some months.
Then they keep prodding you to add more items to get 10% off your entire subscribe and save. I added some items a few weeks ago, got the extra discount percentage, but when they priced my order a few weeks later, the cat food I’ve been getting from them at a pretty stable price suddenly went up in price by the exact amount the extra discount was saving me.
Amazon essentially took the “four square” concept that car dealers use to shift higher costs to an area of the transaction where you are less likely to notice it.