I don’t think George actually works.

Work through my Steam library.

I got the Sheetz at Sheetz.

My Girl. I have a fear of bees because of that movie.

I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned the Strong Museum of Play which contains the video game hall of fame

It was aliens!

The type I grew up with.

I may be dating myself here, but Beanie Babies.

The butterfly did it.

I’m surprised nobody has said Idaho, given that it’s been known for its white supremacists lately.

I used to get the same mailings. They send me a card to opt out of the union but nobody ever sends a card to opt out of those mailings.

You get struck by lightning

That season where he played with Bugs Bunny was weird. So many players lost their talent all of a sudden.

But at least the Cubs won the World Series. As a fan, I think they’ll continue to win the World Series several times over the next few years.

For sale: baby tiara, never worn.

Same with tortilla chips at Mexican restaurants.

Well no, she can’t buy Kanye. He’s not a Supreme Court Justice.

Are there any states with good roads?

Malls must be magic. That would also explain how Santa is at every mall.

Kids used to make fun of me because my epidermis was showing. So I removed my skin. Now, instead of making fun of me, kids run away in horror.