My mother came from a very intelligent family that made money in engineering and oilfield work all over the world. My dad picked fruit.

“Dated” a classmate for less than two weeks in junior high. She was great but I just couldn’t get over anxieties related to my self worth. Ended up shutting down and not speaking to anybody for a few days before I told her we had to break up. It was years before I convinced myself I was ready to date after that.

Solar freakin’ railways

﹥8 hours for me. Working in a shop there is nothing worse than somebody playing the same 50 songs over and over again during a . Listen to something new for once, NICK.

It’s a Saddam Hussein shitpost

Dude I have a foreskin and it’s fucking rad. I can pinch it closed when I pee and it’ll fill up like a balloon. How could you deny your son that?

Team Fortress 2 custom servers

It’s actually swelling from all the extra blood. Thankfully someone relieved the pressure

Large Ukranian counteroffensive in the Sumy region would be my guess

Boss is a favorite of mine

I can’t get over the broccoli portion!! I eat 20 times that!

Once your tongue has been in somebody else’s mouth I feel like sharing a toothbrush is not a huge deal

I mean that was over 12 years ago. He was a very young adult. Does he still defend his comment?

The wristband/diaper merge is really nice

Of course, I don’t doubt that. But someone with say 500 hours in csgo playing with keyboard mouse will absolutely destroy someone with 500 hours playing with sticks/gyro. But honestly I can’t think of a single streamer or pro that doesn’t use keyboard mouse

Not in a game like counter strike with flicking and very precise spray patterns.