Got a bread machine for a wedding present. Wife makes bread from scratch so what would I need that for. Turns out it also makes just dough. It has made approximately one pizza crust dough a week for 32 years. No exaggeration.

Maybe consider not washing things so often? Underwear, socks and t shirt I wear one day, but an outer shirt I might wear twice, pants or shorts for a week, towels last one to two weeks.

That’s part of the math

So the monitor connects via HDMI? And somehow installs something over the HDMI connection? Or is the user conned into installing the LG app under the guise of improved monitor functionality or some such bullshit?

I haven’t seen one single news report saying anyone has actually seen him though.

I used to lean back, put my feet on the desk and eat my lunch while I read a book for 45 minutes or an hour, my back to the door of my office.

“Do you think he’s compensating for something?” -Shrek

If it can operate with a dumb switch, it can be run with an ESP32. You can probably also get an old fashioned wired keypad ( KEP-1 I think) for local operation.

This doesn’t sound like the way he writes/talks at all. It’s too coherent.