In what way was that clearly not serious?

Where did they say it was all trans women?

You saw someone having fun and decided to piss in their cornflakes, then made sweeping generalisations.

Not all kinky people role-play, it’s not necessary to use rope, a wand, or a St. Andrew’s Cross, it doesn’t have to take so long that a quick bit of oral sex is definitely preferable, and equally isn’t over so quickly that a slow bit of oral sex is definitely preferable.

OP made no claims against you, nor did they claim they were speaking about all trans women. I’ll be honest, up until this reply I genuinely thought you were a man trying to talk down to women.

As a woman, I’m sure you’re aware that a condescending tone is something to be stamped out when it’s encountered in a place that should be a safe space.

You commented on a thread specifically about kinky stuff, in order to say you don’t like kinky stuff.

Then you said a bunch of things about kink that show a complete lack of both understanding and respect for others.

And it’s my fault, apparently?

Normally I’d say you need to take the stick out of your arse, but in this context maybe you would benefit from having something inserted instead.

Then why have you said that what you want to do is quicker and easier than anything kinky?

Given how much of kink is given over to edging and prolonging sex (never mind the particular kink of being forced to have more and longer orgasms than is pleasurable), you’re again showing your ignorance

That kinky people also do what you’ve described. It’s not like we’re one dimensional characters only capable of doing one thing.

Meanwhile, you appear to believe that kink is all about achieving an orgasm as quickly as possible. As if intimate contact is a race, and something to get out of the way

“It’s not ignorance.”

*Writes out a bunch of ignorant stuff *

Uhuh.

Oh, my sweet summer child. Being proud of being ignorant is not a great way to go through life.

It’s ok that you’re vanilla, it’s nothing to be ashamed of

Irresponsible and inadequately lubed anal sex for many years.

I’ve been told it’s not super unusual for sex workers to have these problems, which included minor prolapsing.

All sorted now. Take good care of your butt!

And the beds of the wealthy

It’s worth noting that Tehran (the city) is generally a little more lax than most of the rest of Iran/* … I’d guess she was singled out because her lack of hair covering could be seen easily from other parts of the country, and they don’t want the women there getting ideas

/* Source: I dated a girl from Tehran once, and that’s what she told me

Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don’t have to!

Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven’t field tested that functionality.

“These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs.”

Still plenty of repertoire there, then!

As for hemorrhoids, between them and other issues from overuse, I ended up having surgery … can’t do internal butt stuff now, but at least I’ll get to old age with normal function. I miss it sometimes, but I guess that’s part of surviving far longer than anyone expected!

I’ve seen someone transport a full-size fridge in a 125cc scooter. Of course you can do it with any car, you just use roof bars.

There’s no shortage of them

At least it makes for a good drunken gross-out story, when I can add all the gory little details.

Last time I told it was to a guy who was clearly out of his depth after being served dog meat and black eggs. He went so pale … maybe in the long term it was worth it, lol

You really lucked out there!

It’s funny, I tried to explain to my wife on our first date and she totally didn’t understand the concept of BDSM … to her it was something baddies did on TV.

Yet we settled into lifestyle D/s everywhere apart from the bedroom, lol

Ah ok, I assumed your objection would be for giving rather than receiving … typically “I don’t do butt stuff” crops up in conversation before you tie someone up, and that I would respect

Not really, it didn’t exactly improve my relationship with her

I think it’s genetic sometimes - I didn’t have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.

Still don’t have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.

I have not had a stress-free life.

Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays