They don’t still show Gilligan’s Island reruns after weekday morning cartoons and before The Beverly Hillbillies?

Huh. Who would have guessed.

Those elbows didn’t last long.

Soft Cell — Tainted Love

A three hour day tour special military operation.

Sounds like projection to me.

Now we see why WIN32 is Linux’s ABI.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

I will not eat it, Sam-I-Am.

Oh no how unfortunate.

How many felonies is it?

I have a sticker that says otherwise.

But you’re right, I don’t vote. Not for dipshit DINOs.

But, you know, don’t hurt your arm patting yourself on the back for voting for the “lesser” of two evils and verbally abusing anyone who wants progress.

I’m not Antifa but my grandfather was when he fought the fascists in WWII.

Well, I called that one.

Essplain to me again how Democrats just let the primaries play out naturally. Like they didn’t torpedo Mamdani. Or change the rules and have “superdelegates” overrule the primary that would have elected Bernie over Hilary.

Essplain to me how Democrats are the party of the working people when Clinton signed NAFTA. And welfare reform. And Biden wrote his crime bill. And Obama’s signature act was Heritagecare Romneycare Obamacare. He sat on his hands for two years until the Democratic supermajority disappeared so Republicans could be the bad guys and say no to single-payer in favor of a health care plan literally written by insurance industry lobbyist and fellow Chicagoan Penny Pritzker. And threw regular people under the bus while bailing out banks.

Wake up.

Is it normal for the head of a political party to endorse his own party’s candidate for mayor of arguably the most important city in the country? Yes.

Is it normal for the head of a political party to repeatedly evade answering who he supports in that mayoral race? No.

Playing the hits, I see.

Next you’re going to blame Bernie for everything, call me a misogynist, and insist I love Donald.

Is there a script you have to read from like a call center worker?

I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm — I am an actual worm.

“Choose”?

What’s the reverse of leopards eating faces?