Nice try Elon.

Who the fuck eats acid for breakfast?

Responding to HTTP request all day is hard work.

It already sucked well before the US invasion.

I cannot stop laughing at this.

It looks like a fucking killing machine.

I agree, people come here to learn. Don’t gatekeep information.

The first sentence is not really true though.

It seems that they were happy that they could get rid of you. Other team probably got word about the problems with you, so backed out. I would say your days are counted, so look for a new role is a good idea. Any idea what was the REAL problem with you? Be honest. Do you suck at your job? That’s usually not a reason to annoy your managers. Are you unpleasant to collaborate with? Are you slacking? That’s more likely an issue. Unless your employer has access to a very good talent pool to replace your headcount.

Or barely does: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponte_Morandi

Go through blue door to choose red door instead.

A spherical vacuum consisting of free government money.

How would that be an antitrust issue?

“Unzips pants.”

“I just found this gun, officer.” wink wink

Have you ever smelled fresh Tarragon? It smells exactly like that.

Read different.

Alt-F2 or similar maybe gets you a run dialog or alternatively pass the “init=/bin/bash” option to the kernel.

“Hey Bob, you did add a retry when you added that call to service X?

Umm, no?

Oh for fuck’s sake!”

All the fucking time.

Like every other Fowler article?