Pillaging isn’t free, it requires a lot of time and effort.

sell off 5 of them for twice what they were worth

Technically she was selling for twice the retail price. An item is worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it.

**I move away from the atmosphere to breathe in

fd00::x is shorter than 192.168.x.x

Technically you’re supposed to use fdxx:xxxx:xxxx::x, but on your home network nobody cares.

witty.

I would say, anything whose spacetime geodesic (orbital/freefall path) intersects the spheroid defined by the surface of the Earth. Though by this definition, a comet on a 100-year collision course is already “on Earth”, so I’m not sure if that’s reasonable.

Drop the SPEED OF, just LIGHT. It’s cleaner.

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Bury yourself in hotdogs until they crush the emptiness.

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1.6 tonnes with a combustion engine or hybrid vehicles, and more than 2 tonnes for electric vehicles

There might be silly examples to find, but yours isn’t one of them.

I would look for cases where moving from petrol to hybrid pushes you over the limit. I think they should be measuring size and fuel efficiency, rather than weight.

Let’s rename New Delhi to Indiapolis.

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Did you mean caveat emptor (buyer beware), or do you refer to Amazon as caveat emporium (the beware market)?

Flying a desk is actually much more impressive than flying an aircraft.

Sorry Europeans, I can’t hear you over my HVAC system with abundant domestic methane reserves.

I’ll go with… Hieronymus Bosch.

You can tell it’s the '90s because of the TV on the couch.

Frozen lasanyer is a trap! It’s rigid going into the oven, but floppy coming out.