Shin noodles are really good, but they are kind of spicy, they also come in packs like those pictured.

Not a movie, but everything about the wheel of time show was a travesty.

Future elections will just be for show anyways

Go to your local Asian market and they will have a very wide selection of instant noodles that are much better than either of these.

Also grab some LaoGanMa Spicy Chili Crisp to put in it, you can thank me later.

Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

“Your honor here is 30 terabytes of beastiality porn, we think what you want is somewhere in there, have fun going through it”

How often are you buying blizzards?

1 John 3:17

“If anyone has material possessions and sees a brother or sister in need but has no pity on them, how can the love of God be in that person?”

Disgusting

Why don’t you want to come and eat at our $80 buffets and pay $60 to park?

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

That’s why you are required almost everywhere to have some amount of hunter orange on. This makes you visible to humans who can see the color but still not visible to animals who cannot see that tone of orange.

Wedge door stop would probably work also

Still don’t want to release those Epstein files eyyy?

It is the most incredible optimism to think you will vote your way out of this. I applaud and lament it.

Narrator: They were going to fall for it again

Bro dump some salsa over that and eat it with tortilla chips

It’s the original quote from the first time I saw this meme, chill lol

How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach

I wonder how many hours per day he spends thinking about gay sex