Okay but I literally can’t see, they’ve significantly increased the chances of me plowing into them.

They just chucked them in the river where I’m at.

Twin Peaks

A shiny, gold shovel.

Unless you eat the stem and core, how else would you eat it?

Those are M16s, ARs don’t have carry handles, not that it really matters.

There’s like a ton if you Google, Bite fits the description they gave and they also have deodorant apparently, or maybe byhumankind? Seems like you have options.

All of those sound like sketchy porn sites…

I’d prefer to be able to setup like you have, but an always on VPN for stock Android is a PITA.

Could you just connect the server and the client to the same VPN?

None, I have a Vizio that shipped with non shitty firmware, only to be upgraded over time to shitty firmware.

You can ;)

He knows his limit though.

Um, yeah it would…

They make minimum wage, if you make more than minimum with tips you make $3 or whatever plus your tips, if you don’t get any tips your employer covers the difference.

Because if it’s just local, you can configure the static IP directly on the server/VM/whatever and bypass the router’s DHCP entirely. Just make sure to assign it an IP that’s outside of the range the router will assign and you’ll be golden.

I had no idea I could do that but totally makes sense, thanks!