Madness.

Does the FBI have an entire department dedicated to Trump related investigations?

Send a message to their help desk saying you got an email confirmation and would like to cancel it. Act very confused about the situation. Waste their time and make it their problem.

Maybe it’s just a really high resolution?

Right?! That is a very reasonable request.

Deal.

Boo.

I am fine with literally any time as long as it remains constant.

Sounds like a New South Wales problem.

Please, for love of God, just end daylight savings time. That is all I ask.

Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.

This is the first time I’ve seen one that actually makes more sense with the cat!

How do I subscribe to your dreams?

Surely this will make more sense if I look at the original… no, no it does not.

Add to wishlist.

Nice box! Great organization. Love the big “R” written in the inside.

My bucket is ready.

If you’re going to be complicit in a coup, you’d better make sure you pull it off.

Don’t forget sugar too!

Electricity?