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I’m willing to answer this question if you’re willing to pony up! :$

Obviously, I haven’t thought of this and nobody comes to mind. But at these prices, I’d be willing to have a go! ;)

A few seconds / 3 minutes

Yes

Yes

I’m just quick

I have to keep my hands off!

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No. I’ve only been with dudes.

In a way, we have something in common! ;)

No. I’m one and done. I cum EXPLOSIVELY and make a huge mess and am VERY loud. But then, just like that, I’m spent! I deflate like a popped balloon.

I did! And when I lost that dude because of that, I learned something that day. ;)

Somebody via private message asked me how I originally figured it out. I thought it would be fun if I answered that publicly.

Remember this scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High? I saw this scene in isolation and thought it was normal. Little sixteen year old me just didn’t get it (I was innocent and naive, I know). I just hated that Robert Romanus’s penis was censored from the scene. I’m glad Robert’s penis was finally revealed in the 2022 BluRay edition. Anyway…

I remember my first encounter with a guy was actually long distance. It was a guy I met over IRC and was engaging in a phone based jack off session. I got myself hard, stroked myself several times, breathed heavily and blew it!

“Wow! Did you cum?” he asks.

“Yyeeaaaahhhh…” I moan softly. I am very satisfied with myself as my cock immediately goes soft faster than a popped balloon.

“That was quick!” he remarks. He jacked himself off and came a few minutes later. We never tried that again.

It was then I learned it wasn’t normal. Later on, I learned to have more fun, especially how to moan loudly and make sure my partner gets off first.

That it can’t be fun. I like being teased about it. I also like to get my partner off first. Combining those two can make things a lot of fun. ;)

I saw that one cumming! ;)

Same here. I deflate like a popped balloon!

I updated. We’re good to go now.

Connect for Android still does not sign in.

As a male whose penis has been slaughtered by down votes, this really his home! I really wish people would reserve the down vote for truly offensive content or insulting comments. Down voting just because it’s male anatomy is bad. It really reinforces (4) in your list above.

Then again, getting rid of the down vote could be misconstrued and cause confusion. Look at what happened when YouTube disabled the dislike count. People would go crazy and question the integrity and transparency of the community. We could end up curing our twisted ankle by cutting off our leg.

TL; DR: Love the up vote, hate the up voter.

He teases me and tries to not make me cum quickly. He knows he’s playing with fire and will eventually burn himself. I love it when he controls me. He let me cum when I begged him for permission.

I did have a few real alarms. Those were no fun!

Sorry for posting late. But the setup of the story explains the delay hehe.

I’ve been on call at work this week and have had to tend to server alarms at 03:00 and 04:00 in the morning in addition to my normal work. Most are false alarms but I’m duty bound to verify ALL alarms. How annoying!

Anyway, my partner had been up all night and wanted sex with me at these odd hours. In the middle of it, I hear “BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!!” Another bloody on call alarm. I didn’t give a fuck. I let my partner have his way with me first. After I came, I had a look at the alarm. False alarm yet again. I verified the alarm and cuddled back to sleep.

I made it out, yes. Only because I started out soft. Then I was free to make animal noises - for a minute or so. ;)

I was hiking with my partner and we weren’t into the hike but into one another. So we hiked a little bit off the trail and got it on. The situation had me so turned on that when I came I roared like a wild animal. I wonder what sort of animal the other hikers nearby thought they were hearing. ;)