…these “happy white politician with their happy white family” photos are so bizarre…

I was told that the balalaika is what you play when you’re too drunk to play guitar.

Anyway here’s “Shooting Me Softly” from Rayman Origins for all the kazoo fans - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thsJg1LP46A

I was on the fence about picking up South Park again, but I managed to catch the latest new episode over the weekend. Definitely worth checking out.

Found this article after a quick web search: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/07/24/what-is-tea-the-viral-women-only-app-with-1-million-downloads/

It’s an app where women upload photos of men they’re dating to get “the tea” on them (red flags, catfishing, etc.). I always wondered if something like this existed. Sucks that it has to, sucks even more if their users are being targeted like this.

I found a used copy of Crypt of the Necrodancer last weekend and picked it up on a whim. I had no clue I’d be so bad at it. Hoping to get a little better this weekend.

I’m angered, sure. But I don’t think “racist politician shitposts” rises to the level of importance that I’d vote/comment on it. I try to avoid feeding into the outrage machine too much. But then, I prolly wouldn’t have voted/commented on any of the other topics you mentioned, either. Most of the time I’m just a lurker, I’m part of the problem.

Regarding your second subject… you’re not wrong lol

knew it was sus they went so far out of their way to make it look like squid

I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they’re removed. Turns out they formed a gang.

I’m on a jammin’ jelly kick right now. Jam on toast, jam in oatmeal, jam in yogurt, jam on… well, that’s about it.

I don’t get triggered just by opening the fridge tho. Usually it’s like “hey I haven’t had this in a while” and I eat it nonstop for like a week until I’m sick of it, then don’t touch it again for a few months. Nutella is currently on the hate list.

I wonder what catalysed that

Well it’s obviously better because if consumers get mad about the decisions from the death panel at company A, they can just go to company B. Like if you don’t like McDonald’s, you can just go to Burger King instead.

Except there might not be a Burger King restaurant (let’s say in Burger King’s “network”) anywhere near where you live. And your employer already decided that everyone on the payroll has to eat at McDonald’s, and trying to deviate from that is a gigantic expensive hassle for some reason. And you’re basically locked into a single burger chain for the year, except for a tiny window of time when you can elect to switch. And you’re on the verge of starvation.

First Green Hills, then the universe, then the multiverse, then who knows? Maybe that’ll be enough.

Maybe try underlining it a few times

Maryland

I’d like to imagine this is analogous to autocomplete on a keyboard, like if I mash “A” a few times to get to the title screen and game’s like “Did you mean A A A A A Start Start Down Start A A B Right Right…”

I’m of the mind that “woke Karen” is an oxymoron.

Dark Brandon wins 100% of the elections he doesn’t run in. Fodder for the next ridiculous right-wing conspiracy theory, or a tasteful homage to the antique Chuck Norris memes of yesteryear.

I’m finding the way the points and the y-axis are lining up to be, dare I say, mildly infuriating. Why is 82 at 70? Why is 0 not at 0?

Don’t dude… don’t make this about “bEiNg An AmErIcAn”… Think of all the high school/college English students who have to write that stupid “wHaT iS aN aMeRiCaN??” essay every goddamn year. Now they all have to write another paragraph just to rebut your dumbass.

Bigotry makes everyone’s lives more difficult.

Bessie the chicken huh