Llamatron

There’s a whole bunch of ways to do that already. This isn’t really new

Is that the fish where the male latches on to the female and then is slowly, I think, absorbed until only the testicles remain? The females can end up swimming round with a whole bunch of different balls on them and can choose which to fertilise with.

Yum

That seems unnecessarily rude

I like to buy the phone outright rather than get one on contract but the flagship phones are just so expensive nowadays. My S8’s battery is getting steadily worse so I’ll probably upgrade when I can no longer ignore it. At the minute I just don’t feel like I can justify such a massive expense for something that will essentially just be more of the same only a bit bigger and a bit faster. Maybe I’ll go for a Pixel instead.

One day I’ll upgrade my S8

I’d like something that will take a photo of a supermarket receipt and record every item. I want to be able to, for example, check the price history of my favourite breakfast cereal or a bottle of milk. I’ve got a shoebox of receipts dating back a few years and I’d love to be able to do some kind of price comparison on them but with minimal effort coz I’m lazy.

What a stupid response

30 doesn’t seem very high

Gosh

I teleported home one day, With Ron and Sid and Meg.

Ron stole Meggies heart away, And I got Sidney’s leg.

But you will at least have an outlet if you get yourself a partner or hire an escort. There’s the prospect of sex in real life. You’re not forever limited to porn.

Because eventually looking at images might not be enough

Edit: Do we want to be normalising this? It’s disturbing how there’s people defending it.

Damn. Guess that went over my head

*you’re

The wife and I are loving SNW. Particularly in relation to Discovery. I could have done without the singing in the latest but I can still appreciate what they’re doing, I just don’t like musicals. And you’re right, the original series was often goofy as hell.

Maybe?

Absolutely