that maria carey song.
if you don’t know which one I’m talking about… we got about a month and half before you’ll be reminded literally everywhere yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuouououououuouoouououououououououoououououoOOOOOOOuuuUUUUUUooooUoUOUOUOUOOUUOUUOUOUOUOUO go.
I was trying to find the “unnecessarily censored” version (“If you eat cookies in bed you’ll get CR**S in the sheets…”) This will have to do.
Edit: how did people not figure out that they were gay? Also, there were a whole lot of other dudes sleeping over…
I mean, the values I hold are subjective, sure. but with an established set of values; you can objectively say “yeah, that’s fucked up”. And I’m fairly sure that I don’t want to meet anyone whose values are so fucked that this is morally acceptable.
sad?
Naw. I find them quite uplifting. I mean… like… i’m not the best at sex, but I’m better than that.
“why the long face?”
Gets 'em every time.
fun fact, old, dried blood turns brown. Just saying.
My inner 12 year old is also eye-rolling. 120 is not a particularly high Iq. Slightly above average. 70 was somebody with mental difficulties.
this assumes #3 managed to actually get married. such a start up guy… might be a unicorn after all.
not to be pedantic or “well ashktually” you…
but, eh… screen protectors in the 90’s were something else.
(Yeah…)