Quitting my job as a secretary and finally starting college after an 8 year delay.

What a piece of shit. If you don’t have enthusiastic consent you don’t have sex. You don’t just take somebody’s word for it that their drugged and nonresponsive wife is cool with you fucking her. Jesus christ.

This argument dates back to the '80s, so we’re talking TOS & TNG vs the original trilogy. I would argue they’re not even really the same genre. Star Trek is proper scifi. Star Wars is action/adventure with scifi dressing.

I’m biased because I love Star Trek. But also I like Star Wars. It doesn’t have to be either-or, especially because it’s apples vs oranges.

Yeah I hate that word so much. It’s so grating.

It’s not a turn of phrase, but i really hate the word “y’all”. It’s awful, like nails on a chalkboard for me.

I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(

Awww 🤍

In that context it usually means he thinks you’re boring.

Laughs in Aetna

I’m forced to use either CVS or ExpressScripts. I can get a one-off from somewhere else like Walgreens but chronic meds must be CVS or ExpressScripts.

CVS owns Aetna. 🙄

Aww Gus gus knows he’s a star

Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

C’mon military, do a coup. Get rid of this administration for us.

/pipedream

Raylan Givens wannabe.

Can it cure cankles?

I’m sorry for your loss, he looks like he was a sweet boy 🤍

Blue Jays are one of my favorite birds 💙🐦

Me too lol

What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!

I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.

This sounds delicious but I’m a fan of weird food combos