I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

It’s one of my smart light profiles. 💁🏿‍♀️

My power inverter would beg to differ.

I mean; technically…? 🤷🏿‍♀️

Even Dr. King had disparaging words for people like that.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Fern-gull-e

Gull-ah Gull-ah

• 1 part Dawn
• 2 parts isopropyl alcohol
• 13 parts water
• 1 spray bottle

Pretty solid most-if-not-all-purpose cleaner.

Rappers Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice are still expected to perform.

Sorry for the incredibly late reply, but yeah.

It’s called the “Message Version,” and it sounds like it wouldn’t be out of place as the credit roll for a shite remake of The Neverending Story. (lyrics)

(if you have a mighty need to regret something later: Invidious / YouTube)

Considering the events of the past week, that seems to be the most likely action he’ll take.

Some of my favorites include:

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Spartakus and The Sun Beneath The Sea

ALF

Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors

“Children,” by Robert Miles.

It became even worse when lyrics were added.