Life is like a hurricane,

The mayo also acts as a moisture barrier if you’re making lunch ahead of time.

The unfortunate paradox of using examples of secrets is that by definition that secrecy failed. A completely successful conspiracy never even becomes a theory.

Take that imagined taste and make it about 30% worse then you’re in the ballpark.

This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.

The secret service accidentally killed JFK after the magic bullet. It explains the unlikely 4 shots from Oswald. It explains why the kill shot acted differently than the magic bullet. It explains why there were reports of the smell of gun smoke on the ground.

But most importantly it explains how the conspiracy could actually be kept a secret. If a secret service gun delivered the killing shot and that became public knowledge, the secret service wouldn’t exist today. It’s a fuck up so collosal it actually has the potential to keep everyone’s mouths shut. It would have been an even greater embarrassment on the world stage at the absolute peak of tension in the cold war.

I could see a bunch of government men in shady rooms agreeing to keep the secret, the president was already shot. He probably would have died already from his wounds. Oswald was technically correct when he called himself a Patsy.

Just because it’s a trans allegory doesn’t mean they figured it all the way out. I think it was mostly the broaching of the topic and putting the ideas into normal people’s head that something like that could happen. I can imagine a very different social experience if explaining trans in the early 2000s could have been boiled down to “I’m kinda like switch from the matrix.”

Ring CEO:

I set my alarm 30 minutes early. Not to get up on time, but to signal to my cat that cuddles are available.

It’s okay, they know it’s a bubble, but they’re really really really sure it’s not going to pop for years. Don’t start following the money.

And then kept playing the game without the company for the next 20 years.

Sorry, new here. Still having trouble keeping track of who said what, and who I’m quarreling with.

Google doesn’t actually care when there are no walkable options. If there are walkable options it will prioritize those paths, but if there are none it just gives you the shortest route and hopes.

Maybe if I’m in the mindless mob I can direct it towards good.

You’d be stupid to assume it would be safe in their hands.

If you’re in America that isn’t a guarantee.

So you think all hobbits have to be lvl 1 rogues?

Do all hobbits have to be a little rogue? Because in Tolkien’s stories hobbits being stealthy isn’t a skill it’s a species ability.

Magic doesn’t make any sense. lol