Ignotum

The legends were true, one who has mastered all four elements of porn, the avatar!

Desktop 1 for porn

Desktop 2 for porn also

DVD, Blueray, VHS? I’ve never heard of those torrent sites before 🏴‍☠️

My skull-crushing hammer that is made to crush skulls and nothing else doesn’t crush skulls, people crush skulls
In fact, if more people had skull-crushing hammers in their homes, i’m sure that would lead to a reduction in the number of skull-crushings, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skull-crushing hammer, is a good guy with a skull-crushing hammer

Donna is single-handedly holding back the march of scientific progress smh

To common people perhaps, but never in the field itself, much simpler and dumber systems than LLMs were still called AI

Imagine bringing a gun to a horn fight and still loosing the fight

The tally man tallies bananas in the tally hall

I don’t care, nothing will come inbetween me and my boi, mecha hitler!

/j if that wasn’t obvious

The size of their body doesn’t matter, all that matter is the space they take up on the dance floor

Apple

Yeah the whole config thing in that project was an eldritch horror of a legacy, too ingrained in both the services and tooling to be modified without massive rewrites

I remember when a senior developer where i worked was tired of connecting to the servers to check its configuration, so they added a public facing rest endpoint that just dumped the entire active config, including credentials and secrets

That was a smaller slip-up than exposing a database like that (he just forgot that the config contained secrets) but still funny that it happened

He turned himself into a skateboard, funniest thing I’ve ever seen, he’s skateboard-rick

Rust isn’t memory safe because you can invoke another program that isn’t memory safe?

That shouldn’t be a problem i’m well versed in string theory, i know like three different knots

How can the stars have existed for fifty years when the universe itself is only slightly under a week old?

What if they have more than one pc? Are they supposed to buy a harddrive for each?

Get yourself a NAS and use that for swap, much easier to share between devices!