They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Ofwat riding in at the last minute to save CEO bonuses, hurrah! Everyone rejoiced.

Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

God, this country is so depressingly intolerant.

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

Seaman 2, please, Seaman 2 🙏

Except that video is not turning me on

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

My hair all year since I shower in January