Friendly! I have experience growing food and I’m pretty good at cooking it too. Someone else can teach me how to kill and eat the deer that infest this area so that we can have a balanced diet. We will do mutual aid and survive against challenges that we could not face alone. Apes together strong.

I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)

Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!

Bruh.

Estrogen. If that plan fails (and it probably would) then DIY orchiectomy. And if that plan fails (and it might) or is otherwise counteracted then I would die by my own hand.

The situation of my eight-year-old self is antithetical to the being of my current mind. My knowledge and understanding would force me to take certain paths and many of them lead to situations beyond my make-it-stop threshold. Is it better to walk to one’s doom unknowingly, or to be dragged beaten ragged and screaming into the confinement of hell?

Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership

I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.

Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent very loud guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Garden! Big garden! With trees! Figs tree, cherry tree, plum tree, apple tree, walnut tree, more trees idk. Then I can have people over to eat the surplus produce, and when I’m too old to pick any myself they can be the ones to pick them and share some with me.

Same problem here but it hangs when entering sleep! There were other people with this issue and apparently the manufacturer released a firmware update that might fix it… in the form of an exe file

Libinput. I want to use wayland. I would use wayland. I will not use wayland because libinput is the antichrist.

Every now and then I update my system and go to move my cursor and say (aloud) “wow, this is ass!” And that’s when I know that I’m in a wayland session or libinput has otherwise been selected as my touchpad’s input driver. And it’s not like other Linux things where I can just change some settings to tune it, noooo, because why would you need to do that?? Let’s just make an input driver that shakes the cursor with my every heartbeat and a hardcoded acceleration profile that is simultaneously too sensitive to click small things and not sensitive enough to move a window across the screen without multiple touchpad strokes because that’s perfect on every system and everyone should just be okay with that because it’s the standard and good and I hate it hate hate hate hate

Hate hate hate hate hate

Hate

(I very much appreciate you, libinput developers, you do great work and I am grateful for it, and I just have some (kind of maybe very strong) suggestions about configurability in your design philosophy)

Do shaved armpits stink less? I’ve been shaving mine when the hairs are past a few cm long, which should reduce the surface area, but it’s still an armpit and I can’t tell if it’s better or worse or unchanged.

Also side note the expectation to shave one’s arms and legs is bullshit but I can use like half the amount of sunscreen with the hairs being short and that’s pretty nice.

When I see people complaining about losing their hair to male pattern baldness I’m thinking “just take finasteride” or “why don’t you just take finasteride” or “just block the DHT this isn’t some inevitable thing and that’d probably help so why don’t you just do that?” But I’m not a testosterone enjoyer so I lack their perspective on things

Unlike you babies I have Personal Responsibility and I write all of my code directly in assembly the way reagan intended. I don’t need guard rails and I’ve never had any issues with it because my Personal Responsibility keeps me safe

Yeah me too I CRANK MY HOG EVERY DAY MFER AROOO

I am in full support of this. Even if the crank does not actually do anything other than function as a switch or something.

Alarm sounds in the morning. Crank to turn it off.

Want to open a door? Turn a crank to do that.

Turning on a light? Yep, just turn the crank a few times.

Dal makhani

No work experience? Obviously u just don’t want to work

“can I have your pronouns?” NO YOU CAN’T you fey thinking you’re so sly with your word games. My girlfriend asked me “can I have your hand in marriage” and I left her immediately because I only have one of those on account of my ex wife

When hiking in a group of people travelling at unequal speeds, it is only reasonable to have everyone move at the pace of the fastest person. Otherwise it’s Not Efficient.

(sarcasm disclaimer: this is sarcastic)