I for one am really glad none of the stupid shit I said as a kid is still around. I was a complete dumbass, to the bone. If I saw a post from past me, I would be so triggered.

As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

So you’re saying you’re unemployed?

It’s called an occlupanid, thank you.

Yep, that’s what I was thinking. You pull it off because you like them and it’s authentic to your personality.

I usually change the parameters to things like utm_source=yourmom, just for kicks.

They can conjure hurricanes with cloud seeding and steer them with Doppler Radar, but they’re too stupid to do it the day before the election. Go figure.

They’re doing a great job of it, I will say.

Yeah and if I kept investing $100 a month in the lottery it could be worth $500M today. Or it could be worthless because, as this clown already knows, no one can predict the next 30 fucking years like some clairvoyant.

OK, Biff, if you’re so smart, what’s the play right now? Why aren’t you investigating $100 a month in a small online bookstore that will one day be a tech supergiant?

Let’s be honest, the teachings of Jesus aren’t that great either.

Red pill. You can make money, but you can’t make time.

The annoying thing is: if everyone did this, phantom traffic jams wouldn’t be a thing, and even real road obstructions would have significantly less impact and we would all get where we want to go faster, collectively. But we won’t, because I got mine.

That’s how much you will have after buying into this shit.

Damn it, you beat me to it. A wise linux user you are.

I only drink the straw yellow stuff, the other flavors are too strong.

Vegans really need to embrace this strategy. Reduce meat consumption is a much easier sell to the majority of the world, and it would open them up to the idea that vegetables can make a complete meal.

Too many vegans I know try to get you to buy into their lifestyle from the start. Bruh, I’m an American and I can tell you from personal experience that most Americans, especially down here in the south, do not consider something a meal unless it has meat in it. You are not going to convince these people to stop eating burgers straight up. This is a cultural thing that isn’t going to be easy to change. Going full vegan is a deal breaker. Cutting back on meat for your personal health might just gain some traction.

What if that small change In made was assasinating billionaires (sorry, PragerU, people with means) in my spare time instead of just playing Hitman?

This might be true, but there’s something about how bad this picture is that I don’t think I could do worse. It’s uniquely bad in such a profound way that it would require real skill to make something more universally terrible.

You know what, that’s exactly how I feel about it. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but that sums up my feelings about that show precisely.

Thanks, I wasn’t understanding the joke. This made it much more clear.