gary became an ethereal being

yes

i want to bury my face in that belly, consequences be damned.

i tried to not the cat, the cat me instead.

thy havth payeth titheof the feline

or a very big cat

but unlimited tequila judging by the picture

I remember reading a story here not too long ago about a guy who broke the internet by taking his code away because some big company forced to have his package’s name or something along those lines

my cat only answers to a whistle that is a rising tone from about 1800hz to about 2300hz. that works every time and there is no other way to call my cat.

my brain starting reading from the red circle: warm water, port wine, oil… i wonder what is this a recipe for.

c’mere little doggy

in case of cats, you just gotta learn that if they want to be with you they would be already there so no point in carrying them

1. have good technique
2. really big tortillas
3. you can wrap it in foil

depends on how often you want to eat cake

mmm… limescale, so tasty.

assuming the food was cooled properly it should be safe to eat for years but taste/texture might deteriorate, especially if not in airless containers some fats react with oxygen that affects the taste.

Also often the preferable way to defrost would be to just throw it in oven/pan/microwave.

i’d say from experience on making restaurant quantities of food generally the cooling starts to become a issue one should think about when the thickness of the mass you are cooling is higher than about 7 cm(~3in), when under that everything should be fine if you put the food in fridge/freezer in 1.5-2hours from reaching a temp under 75°C, ideally dont stack the containers. The goal is to have the food cool down to <6°C in under 4h if you want to have restaurant quality but even for restaurants it’s ok to go a couple hours above that limit.

wouldn’t be the nastiest nor most unhygienic thing humans do willingly on a regular basis by a lot. it is mostly just the idea that is quite uncomfortable.

to the people struggling at getting it to work: best way for me at least is looking at my nose and getting the screen closer and farther from my face until the two pictures meet and then there is like a 30% chance your eyes can rocus on the combination picture instead of the original ones

Call me a gatekeeper but if a goth girl wouldn’t raid a roman settlement are they even a goth girl?